So it's happened. Finally, a baby with the sufficient mix of squat + stir-crazy to pass as the progeny of Tom Cruise has been delivered by one of the sedated drones at the Scientology compound. But couldn't they have held out for one heavier than a measly 7 pounds? That plastic belly strapped to poor little Joey Potter has looked like at least a 10-pounder since late November...
Pity young Suri. Hope she likes the sound of weeping and gnashing...
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Coming Soon on E-bay: One Gently-Used Prosthetic Pregnancy Bump
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You are so correct about the unusual shape of the Holmes pregnancy.
It never looked right.
Added to the fact that the birth took place privately, we have not been blessed with photos of the happy 'family', and despite his claimed joy the 'father' left for work immediately after, and had been thumping Ms Kidman for 10 years without result yet only took 8 weeks to score a direct hit with that silly girl ...
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