Sunday, April 01, 2007

Happy April Fools' Day

...from gmail.

It goes like this: gmail now offers a service whereby you can order paper copies (gasp!) of all your emails, and they'll deliver them to you for free. Check out the FAQs:


Are attachments included?


All part of the deal. Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip. MP3 and WAV files will not be printed. We recommend maintaining copies of your non-paper Gmail in these cases.

Is there a limit?


You can make us print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. It’s whatever seems reasonable to you.

But what about the environment?


Not a problem. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.


Post-consumer organic soybean sputum. Yum.

4 comments:

Vince said...

gobshite:

hesitant hack said...

charmed, i'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Arse, feck, girls...

Dupa Jasia said...

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