Friday, August 03, 2007

Lonely Hearts Club

I had a look at my stats for the first time in months today (suffice to say, after nearly five months' absence, I deserve to be so thoroughly abandoned) and the keyword analysis looked something like this:

2 Aug 20:38:16 ryan tubridy reason for divorce

2 Aug 17:51:08 conor mcpherson girlfriend alcohol

2 Aug 11:41:41 damien rice and grinning

2 Aug 07:32:54 peter crawley irish times

1 Aug 21:51:45 bonos new york city house

You're all a bunch of stalkers!! Anyway, everyone knows the real reason for Ryan Tubridy's divorce was that his missus ran off with Damien Rice, having been dazzled by his grin as he read a scathing Peter Crawley review of a Conor McPherson play, and that the two are now holed up in Bono's apartment overlooking Central Park.

But back to my eg0-bruising stats. Of all the keyword searches, my personal favourite is the googler who just can't forget his experience of North Leitrim statutory rape...

1 Aug 17:29:42 irish girl in ballinamore was
a great school teacher and lover

Answers on a postcard please: who is that Ballinamore maths teacher who shows her students the truth about square roots?


Sinéad said...

Well, hello stranger :)

j said...

yay! you're back!

hesitant hack said...

thanks sinead, and annette, and J. J, what happened to your blog? Were you rumbled?

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